Masturbation is usually done to achieve orgasm,
However there are also other ways to reach climax without manually manipulating yourself.
This one is an unforgettable video... you'll love this...
Sunday, April 26, 2009
'SHORT-CUT' (SEXUAL ORIENTATION TEST)
THIS IS A SHORT-CUT VERSION (made really quick and simple) of the SEXUAL ORIENTATION TEST.
Nonethelss, Gelo and I would still recommend you take the longer version also....
One of the main questions to answer (in complete honesty) in able to determine your sexual orientation would be this:
1. WHO DO YOU MASTURBATE TO or WHO HAVE YOU MASTURBATED TO?
According to a popular survey, 99% out of 100 excluding the disabled ones and mentally retarded, said they MASTURBATE or have masturbated before.
1 % are found to be liars.
But if you haven't masturbated before, watch these videos: you may either watch SET A videos first before SET B or vice-versa
SET A : CHICA
SET B: CHICAS JUNTOS
SET C: CHICO
SET D: CHICOS JUNTOS
SET E: CHICOS Y CHICAS JUNTOS
Nonethelss, Gelo and I would still recommend you take the longer version also....
One of the main questions to answer (in complete honesty) in able to determine your sexual orientation would be this:
1. WHO DO YOU MASTURBATE TO or WHO HAVE YOU MASTURBATED TO?
According to a popular survey, 99% out of 100 excluding the disabled ones and mentally retarded, said they MASTURBATE or have masturbated before.
1 % are found to be liars.
But if you haven't masturbated before, watch these videos: you may either watch SET A videos first before SET B or vice-versa
SET A : CHICA
SET B: CHICAS JUNTOS
SET C: CHICO
SET D: CHICOS JUNTOS
SET E: CHICOS Y CHICAS JUNTOS
Sunday, April 12, 2009
10. MASTURBATION FACTS
REMINDER: if you would like to take the TEST, click on THE SEXUAL ORIENTATION TEST on the right hand corner (MY 1st post) and START FROM THERE (simply begin with # 1...)
I will still edit this post and add more self-sex videos per FACT... and also showing female masturbation....
FACTS ABOUT MASTURBATION YOU OUGHT TO KNOW (from ABOUT.COM)
1. Masturbation is not evil, dirty or harmful - it will not make you go blind, drive you insane, turn you in to a pervert, stunt your growth, give you an STD, make you sterile or get you pregnant.
Negative Beliefs about self sex is as 'believable' as this image above
2. Both guys and girls masturbate, it is a normal and healthy part of sexual development.
Some girls like using other for extra stimulation This lady below for example :
translation: Husband: Germaine, where is the electric toothbrush?
3. Masturbation is a very personal thing and should not be done in public places or around people who are not willing partners (think safer sex activity)
4. You are normal if you masturbate, normal if you wonder about it but don't do it, and normal if you never give it a second thought and don't do it - it is one of the few things in life that is "normal if you do and normal if you don't".
< this is Mark Stevens wanking rudely interrupted by 'the wicked witch'... to be continued in the next posts (under FELATTIO... so now y'all know what will happen next... unless you dunno what FELATTIO means...hehehe)
5. Masturbation may make sexual intercourse more enjoyable because you will already know what it takes to "please you".
6. Masturbation alleviates stress and releases endorphens (the pleasure hormones) in to your system making you more relaxed.
7. Masturbation as exploration of the body is common in children between the ages of 3 and 6, in teens masturbation becomes more sophisticated and sexually motivated.
from an early age, we discover how to explore our bodies and is perfectly normal to do so AS LONG AS YOU WON"T HURT SOMEONE ELSE, NOT LIKE what THIS girl is doing below:
translation: boy: Why am I always the cow?
8. Surveys have shown that 80% of males and 59% of females have masturbated by age 18.
Of course, everyone can do this! Nothing should hinder you from doing this healthy act.
9. Many experts believe that masturbation is more prevalent in the teen years due to a strong fluctuation of hormones; masturbation alleviates the strain of this build up and is a necessary part of development.
Any guy who gets trapped inside the BIG BROTHER HOUSE for several months will lose control and will succumb to the tempation of wanking his wang... Just like bubble-butted blonde Mr. Brooksby below
(the upload's taking forever, but i promise ill fix this and edit this later
10. The only real problems that come with masturbation are psychological and are the result of unhealthy or weary attitudes toward doing it (if you do it but are ashamed) or abnormal practices (for example, public masturbation).
now this asian guy is obviously not ashamed of wankin' in public (EXHIBITIONISM) and the other guys around him don't seem to mind at all.
AND SELF-SEX is the SAFEST KIND OF SEX... absolutely STD-free.... (even if you do it with someone else)
I will still edit this post and add more self-sex videos per FACT... and also showing female masturbation....
FACTS ABOUT MASTURBATION YOU OUGHT TO KNOW (from ABOUT.COM)
1. Masturbation is not evil, dirty or harmful - it will not make you go blind, drive you insane, turn you in to a pervert, stunt your growth, give you an STD, make you sterile or get you pregnant.
Negative Beliefs about self sex is as 'believable' as this image above2. Both guys and girls masturbate, it is a normal and healthy part of sexual development.
Some girls like using other for extra stimulation This lady below for example :
translation: Husband: Germaine, where is the electric toothbrush?
3. Masturbation is a very personal thing and should not be done in public places or around people who are not willing partners (think safer sex activity)
4. You are normal if you masturbate, normal if you wonder about it but don't do it, and normal if you never give it a second thought and don't do it - it is one of the few things in life that is "normal if you do and normal if you don't".
< this is Mark Stevens wanking rudely interrupted by 'the wicked witch'... to be continued in the next posts (under FELATTIO... so now y'all know what will happen next... unless you dunno what FELATTIO means...hehehe)
5. Masturbation may make sexual intercourse more enjoyable because you will already know what it takes to "please you".
6. Masturbation alleviates stress and releases endorphens (the pleasure hormones) in to your system making you more relaxed.
7. Masturbation as exploration of the body is common in children between the ages of 3 and 6, in teens masturbation becomes more sophisticated and sexually motivated.
from an early age, we discover how to explore our bodies and is perfectly normal to do so AS LONG AS YOU WON"T HURT SOMEONE ELSE, NOT LIKE what THIS girl is doing below:
translation: boy: Why am I always the cow? 8. Surveys have shown that 80% of males and 59% of females have masturbated by age 18.
Of course, everyone can do this! Nothing should hinder you from doing this healthy act. 9. Many experts believe that masturbation is more prevalent in the teen years due to a strong fluctuation of hormones; masturbation alleviates the strain of this build up and is a necessary part of development.
Any guy who gets trapped inside the BIG BROTHER HOUSE for several months will lose control and will succumb to the tempation of wanking his wang... Just like bubble-butted blonde Mr. Brooksby below
(the upload's taking forever, but i promise ill fix this and edit this later
10. The only real problems that come with masturbation are psychological and are the result of unhealthy or weary attitudes toward doing it (if you do it but are ashamed) or abnormal practices (for example, public masturbation).
now this asian guy is obviously not ashamed of wankin' in public (EXHIBITIONISM) and the other guys around him don't seem to mind at all.
AND SELF-SEX is the SAFEST KIND OF SEX... absolutely STD-free.... (even if you do it with someone else)
9. FACT: WE WERE ALL BORN STARK NAKED
I still have to edit this post and add some more videos and images...
REMINDER: if you would like to take the TEST, click on THE SEXUAL ORIENTATION TEST on the right hand corner (MY 1st post) and START FROM THERE
NUDITY
PARTIAL NUDITY
FACT: We were all born NAKED..
Revealing bare skin or even removing clothes in front of others, even when there is another layer of clothing underneath, are at times regarded by some to be erotic or offensive, or as immodest under some people's standards of modesty.
Clothing which follows the contours of the body, or clothing using transparent materials, or clothing which sticks to the skin or become transparent when wet (as in wet t-shirt contests), is regarded by some to be erotic, immodest and simulating nudity.
{for those of you who love chocolate, including my good buddy 'Gelo)
NUDITY IN BIG BROTHER: Jamie's huge wang
TYSON BECKFORD (Gelo: yummy dark chocolate nagkatawang-tao)VIDEO
WILL SMITH nude shots
Gelo: HUGE TOBLERONE below. From DL Chronicles. I guess it's about living double lives. I'll watch it with 'Richard' soon... VIDEO BELOW (not workin' ill fix this later)
NUDITY IN THE GUY'S SHOWER ROOM
Chris O Donnell, Brendan Fraser, Matt Damon
NUDITY IN A GAY BAR
our fave character LOgan in his birthday suit???
PARTIAL NUDITY
sometimes, partial nudity is sexier than full because something is left to the imagination:
REMINDER: if you would like to take the TEST, click on THE SEXUAL ORIENTATION TEST on the right hand corner (MY 1st post) and START FROM THERE
NUDITY
PARTIAL NUDITY
FACT: We were all born NAKED..
Revealing bare skin or even removing clothes in front of others, even when there is another layer of clothing underneath, are at times regarded by some to be erotic or offensive, or as immodest under some people's standards of modesty.
Clothing which follows the contours of the body, or clothing using transparent materials, or clothing which sticks to the skin or become transparent when wet (as in wet t-shirt contests), is regarded by some to be erotic, immodest and simulating nudity.
{for those of you who love chocolate, including my good buddy 'Gelo)
NUDITY IN BIG BROTHER: Jamie's huge wang
TYSON BECKFORD (Gelo: yummy dark chocolate nagkatawang-tao)VIDEO
WILL SMITH nude shots
Gelo: HUGE TOBLERONE below. From DL Chronicles. I guess it's about living double lives. I'll watch it with 'Richard' soon... VIDEO BELOW (not workin' ill fix this later)
NUDITY IN THE GUY'S SHOWER ROOM
Chris O Donnell, Brendan Fraser, Matt Damon
NUDITY IN A GAY BAR
our fave character LOgan in his birthday suit???
PARTIAL NUDITY
sometimes, partial nudity is sexier than full because something is left to the imagination:
8. FACT: SEXUAL AROUSAL IS INVOLUNTARY and IS PERFECTLY NORMAL
REMEMBER that BEING TURNED ON is involuntary.
PENILE ERECTION and VAGINAL LUBRICATION are beyond your control...
Of course you can stop watching or thinking of sexually-stimulating stuff but the PHENOMENON itself of being TURNED ON or GETTING HORNY is not something you can either control or fake.
IT JUST HAPPENS... Just look at my idol below:
this was taken from this URL: http://allyoucansnoob.com/?p=152, CAPTION: Kobe attempts to hide his raging hard-on for another chance at a championship ring {{In fact, when Phil Jackson announced he was returning to the Lakers to replace the worthless chode Rudy “My heart hurts more than Ronny Turiaf” Tomsonofabitch, I think the Lakers and Laker fans had a collective hard on. In fact, look at Kobe – he’s so happy he has to hide his hard on.}}
the AUSSIE BIG BRO blonde with a bubble butt getting a very big boner.
That's JAMIE BROOKSBY, the aussie blond with a ginormous flaccid cock with a cool personality who won the AUSSIE BIG BRO season .... i forgot, ill check and edit later
(has anyone seen it erect? --- 'cause some penises look big when they're flaccid but when it gets stiff, it's just BIG... mine's the opposite : looks small when soft, looks humongous when 'happy' hehehe)
GUYS GETTING HARD is as NATURAL AS smiling or laughing everytime we hear or see something funny or anything that makes us happy.
Gelo: FOR MORE hard-on vids (big brother vids), feel free to comment and request for them LOL
GIRLS GETTING WET and MOIST down there is AS NATURAL AS tears welling up and falling from our eyes everytime we our touched by something emotional (sadness, gried or bliss)
Ok, i can't find a non-sleazy spontaneous vaginal lubrication video... i'll try to find some and edit this.. i f i don't find one, ill post the smutty-hard-core stuff
PENILE ERECTION and VAGINAL LUBRICATION are beyond your control...
Of course you can stop watching or thinking of sexually-stimulating stuff but the PHENOMENON itself of being TURNED ON or GETTING HORNY is not something you can either control or fake.
IT JUST HAPPENS... Just look at my idol below:
this was taken from this URL: http://allyoucansnoob.com/?p=152, CAPTION: Kobe attempts to hide his raging hard-on for another chance at a championship ring {{In fact, when Phil Jackson announced he was returning to the Lakers to replace the worthless chode Rudy “My heart hurts more than Ronny Turiaf” Tomsonofabitch, I think the Lakers and Laker fans had a collective hard on. In fact, look at Kobe – he’s so happy he has to hide his hard on.}}the AUSSIE BIG BRO blonde with a bubble butt getting a very big boner.
That's JAMIE BROOKSBY, the aussie blond with a ginormous flaccid cock with a cool personality who won the AUSSIE BIG BRO season .... i forgot, ill check and edit later
(has anyone seen it erect? --- 'cause some penises look big when they're flaccid but when it gets stiff, it's just BIG... mine's the opposite : looks small when soft, looks humongous when 'happy' hehehe)
GUYS GETTING HARD is as NATURAL AS smiling or laughing everytime we hear or see something funny or anything that makes us happy.
Gelo: FOR MORE hard-on vids (big brother vids), feel free to comment and request for them LOL
GIRLS GETTING WET and MOIST down there is AS NATURAL AS tears welling up and falling from our eyes everytime we our touched by something emotional (sadness, gried or bliss)
Ok, i can't find a non-sleazy spontaneous vaginal lubrication video... i'll try to find some and edit this.. i f i don't find one, ill post the smutty-hard-core stuff
7. MORE VIDEOS FOR Y'ALL ....WHETHER YOU GET TURNED ON BY THE SAME OR OPPOSITE SEX, IT'S COMPLETELY NORMAL EITHERWAY
BEFORE WE MOVE ON TO THE NEXT SET OF VIDEOS,
first, this SIMPLE, BASIC FACT:
WHETHER YOU GET TURNED ON BY THE SAME OR OPPOSITE SEX, IT'S COMPLETELY NORMAL EITHERWAY.. MASTURBATING TO EITHER SEX IS ALSO NORMAL AND HEALTHY. Just don't do it in public. NOrmally, people do it in their privacy of their own rooms or bathrooms, etc, as long as they're alone... yet some do it with their intimate friend(s) which is also fine as long as it's based on mutual consent.
>>>Masturbation FAQs, myths and facts will be dealt with at length later....
A LOT OF US WERE BROUGHT UP TO BELIEVE THAT IT'S WRONG TO HAVE EROTIC SAME-SEX FEELINGS OR ENGAGE IN SAME-SEX ACTIVITIES (e.g. because 'God' ONLY allows a man and a woman to copulate...but then who said so? Has anyone recorded God's voice saying so? Did those know-it-alls (who authored the 'sacred' books) even conducted studies on human sexuality?) - if you want the HARD FACTS as opposed to the BELIEFS, read my 1st POST and simply click on the LINK to APA's just the facts about sexuality.
{TRANLATION: Satan: Yes, Yes, this is really HELL. YOU ARE THE ONLY GUY. They're all lesbians. And I'M GAY. AN EXCLUSIVE POWER TOP} - Gelo's translation... He speaks French... and an excellent French kisser...
>>>SEXUAL GUILT or SHAME will be dicussed at length in the following posts...
NOW LET'S HAVE THE SECOND SERIES OF VIDEO CLIPS:
THEME: HOLLYWOOD HEAVENLY BODIES
***Things that precipitate human sexual arousal are colloquially known as TURN-ONS
*** THIS IS WHAT THIS SEXUAL ORIENTATION TEST AIMS TO BRING ABOUT IN YOU, i.e. that you get AROUSED. NOW, the question is WHICH GENDER REALLY TURNS YOU ON.
YOU CAN GET TURNED ON (= you fellas have an erection, you ladies get wet, and y'all want to stimulate yourself sexually - it's perfectly normal...and as mentioned earlier good for our total health and well-being) Masturbation will be discussed at length in the succeeding posts
***Well, I don't have to be a psychic to know for sure that A LOT OF you already know what you are and what turns you on 'because I'm sure you've seen this kind of stuff before...
***If you are 100% heterosexual (which I doubt... hahah. kiddin'! ;-)) then everything's fine.
***But if you have tendencies, i.e. meaning you also get turned on by (certain members of the) same sex, then chances are yyou may be homo/bisexually repressed trying to live 'heterosexually' OR leading a double life (keeping it on the DOWN LOW like most closeted celebrities- just OUT to a few trusted people) which is why you're taking this test.
***The moment MOST people (like you, probably) find out they're gay, bisexual or bicurious or even transsexual or any non-heterosexual orientation, YOU WILL TEND TO DENY AND SUPRESS THESE NON-HETEROSEXUAL FEELINGS which is quite unhealthy.
Australia
Even after some of YOU (most especially those who grew up in an uber-religious family and community) have been convinced that being bisexual, gay and lesbian is AS NORMAL as being a straight person/heterosexual, THE FEAR and GUILT will most likely LINGER.... This is because your mind has been conditioned to think otherwise (e.g. you've been repeatedly told that you'll go to HELL if you act on your same-sex urges and you have to confess, repent and ask for etrenal forgiveness from GOD "if ever you fall to temptation.- although you know these are merely BELIEFS, you were accustomed to believe that they're TRUE no matter how preposterous and irrational these beliefs are...")
first, this SIMPLE, BASIC FACT:
WHETHER YOU GET TURNED ON BY THE SAME OR OPPOSITE SEX, IT'S COMPLETELY NORMAL EITHERWAY.. MASTURBATING TO EITHER SEX IS ALSO NORMAL AND HEALTHY. Just don't do it in public. NOrmally, people do it in their privacy of their own rooms or bathrooms, etc, as long as they're alone... yet some do it with their intimate friend(s) which is also fine as long as it's based on mutual consent.
>>>Masturbation FAQs, myths and facts will be dealt with at length later....
A LOT OF US WERE BROUGHT UP TO BELIEVE THAT IT'S WRONG TO HAVE EROTIC SAME-SEX FEELINGS OR ENGAGE IN SAME-SEX ACTIVITIES (e.g. because 'God' ONLY allows a man and a woman to copulate...but then who said so? Has anyone recorded God's voice saying so? Did those know-it-alls (who authored the 'sacred' books) even conducted studies on human sexuality?) - if you want the HARD FACTS as opposed to the BELIEFS, read my 1st POST and simply click on the LINK to APA's just the facts about sexuality.
{TRANLATION: Satan: Yes, Yes, this is really HELL. YOU ARE THE ONLY GUY. They're all lesbians. And I'M GAY. AN EXCLUSIVE POWER TOP} - Gelo's translation... He speaks French... and an excellent French kisser...>>>SEXUAL GUILT or SHAME will be dicussed at length in the following posts...
NOW LET'S HAVE THE SECOND SERIES OF VIDEO CLIPS:
THEME: HOLLYWOOD HEAVENLY BODIES
***Things that precipitate human sexual arousal are colloquially known as TURN-ONS
*** THIS IS WHAT THIS SEXUAL ORIENTATION TEST AIMS TO BRING ABOUT IN YOU, i.e. that you get AROUSED. NOW, the question is WHICH GENDER REALLY TURNS YOU ON.
YOU CAN GET TURNED ON (= you fellas have an erection, you ladies get wet, and y'all want to stimulate yourself sexually - it's perfectly normal...and as mentioned earlier good for our total health and well-being) Masturbation will be discussed at length in the succeeding posts
***Well, I don't have to be a psychic to know for sure that A LOT OF you already know what you are and what turns you on 'because I'm sure you've seen this kind of stuff before...
***If you are 100% heterosexual (which I doubt... hahah. kiddin'! ;-)) then everything's fine.
***But if you have tendencies, i.e. meaning you also get turned on by (certain members of the) same sex, then chances are yyou may be homo/bisexually repressed trying to live 'heterosexually' OR leading a double life (keeping it on the DOWN LOW like most closeted celebrities- just OUT to a few trusted people) which is why you're taking this test.
***The moment MOST people (like you, probably) find out they're gay, bisexual or bicurious or even transsexual or any non-heterosexual orientation, YOU WILL TEND TO DENY AND SUPRESS THESE NON-HETEROSEXUAL FEELINGS which is quite unhealthy.
Australia
Even after some of YOU (most especially those who grew up in an uber-religious family and community) have been convinced that being bisexual, gay and lesbian is AS NORMAL as being a straight person/heterosexual, THE FEAR and GUILT will most likely LINGER.... This is because your mind has been conditioned to think otherwise (e.g. you've been repeatedly told that you'll go to HELL if you act on your same-sex urges and you have to confess, repent and ask for etrenal forgiveness from GOD "if ever you fall to temptation.- although you know these are merely BELIEFS, you were accustomed to believe that they're TRUE no matter how preposterous and irrational these beliefs are...")
Saturday, April 11, 2009
6. THE HUMAN BODY
REMINDER: if you would like to take the TEST, click on THE SEXUAL ORIENTATION TEST on the right hand corner (MY 1st post)
Before we move on to the next set of videos (as a part of THE SEXUAL ORIENTATION TEST), Here are some video clips from a Swedish sex education video entitled KARLEKENS SPRAK
starring MARTIN HEDMAN and REGINA LUND
CLIP 1: IN THEIR BIRTHDAY SUITS (un-aroused state)
***SEXUAL AROUSAL is the the arousal of sexual desires in preparation for sexual behavior.
CLIP 2: MALE AROUSAL (getting a boner/hard on, stiffy, an ERECTION)
Sexual arousal for a man is usually associated with a penile erection. This is usually the most prominent and reliable sign of sexual arousal in males;
however, adolescent males experience frequent 'non-sexual' erections stemming from their high level of testosterone, e.g. morning wood, jizz in one's pants... (I'll post about these phenomena later)
In a woman, the vagina becomes lubricated in anticipation of sexual intercourse.
***Sexual arousal causes different physical changes:
CLIP 3: FEMALE MASTURBATION
PHYSICAL CHANGES IN FEMALES:
* Increase in breast size
* Erection of nipples
* Vaginal lubrication
* Vasocongestion of the vaginal walls
* Tumescence and erection of the clitoris and labia
* Elevation of the cervix and uterus, and expansion of the back of the vagina
* Change in shape, color and size of the labia majora and labia minora
CLIP 4: MALE MASTURBATION
PHYSICAL CHANGES IN MALES:
* Penile tumescence and erection
* The veins in the penis may become more prominent
* Retraction and tightening of the foreskin, often exposing the glans penis if
not normally exposed (unless the particular male is circumcised)
* Emission of pre-ejaculatory fluid
* Swelling of the testes
* Ascension of the testes
* Tensing and thickening of the scrotum
***
Unlike most animals, human beings of both sexes are potentially capable of sexual arousal throughout the year; therefore, there is no human mating season.
Before we move on to the next set of videos (as a part of THE SEXUAL ORIENTATION TEST), Here are some video clips from a Swedish sex education video entitled KARLEKENS SPRAK
starring MARTIN HEDMAN and REGINA LUND
CLIP 1: IN THEIR BIRTHDAY SUITS (un-aroused state)
***SEXUAL AROUSAL is the the arousal of sexual desires in preparation for sexual behavior.
CLIP 2: MALE AROUSAL (getting a boner/hard on, stiffy, an ERECTION)
Sexual arousal for a man is usually associated with a penile erection. This is usually the most prominent and reliable sign of sexual arousal in males;
however, adolescent males experience frequent 'non-sexual' erections stemming from their high level of testosterone, e.g. morning wood, jizz in one's pants... (I'll post about these phenomena later)
In a woman, the vagina becomes lubricated in anticipation of sexual intercourse.
***Sexual arousal causes different physical changes:
CLIP 3: FEMALE MASTURBATION
PHYSICAL CHANGES IN FEMALES:
* Increase in breast size
* Erection of nipples
* Vaginal lubrication
* Vasocongestion of the vaginal walls
* Tumescence and erection of the clitoris and labia
* Elevation of the cervix and uterus, and expansion of the back of the vagina
* Change in shape, color and size of the labia majora and labia minora
CLIP 4: MALE MASTURBATION
PHYSICAL CHANGES IN MALES:
* Penile tumescence and erection
* The veins in the penis may become more prominent
* Retraction and tightening of the foreskin, often exposing the glans penis if
not normally exposed (unless the particular male is circumcised)
* Emission of pre-ejaculatory fluid
* Swelling of the testes
* Ascension of the testes
* Tensing and thickening of the scrotum
***
Unlike most animals, human beings of both sexes are potentially capable of sexual arousal throughout the year; therefore, there is no human mating season.
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